JOHN CROW'S CATCHPHRASES

There's a rumor on the street about John Crow's Buzzwords . Apparently, this character has come up with some outrageous phrases that are taking the internet by surprise. Some people say they're brilliant, while others just think they're plain strange. One thing's for sure, though: John Crow's Currentzicks are definitely causing a stir. The Story

Bro, I swear on my mama's grave, you gotta slam on the brakes right now. I mean the situation is hot. Jump out ASAP and make a break for it. Trust me, this ain't no joke. Dude! We gotta split fast. There's something fishy going on. Don't even think about {driving away|{turning around|running back to the car. Die Doh It's a Real Emergen